Tony Romo Played With a Punctured Lung And More
By now, you’ve no doubt heard that Tony Romo finished the second half of Sunday’s game against the 49ers with a punctured lung in addition to a fractured rib.
What you probably haven’t heard is that he also lead the team to victory while:
1. Chewing gum.
2. Texting
3. Conjuring the Holy Ghost to inhabit Jesse Holley
4. Canceling his Netflix subscription.
5. Talking trash about how planking is so passé, then planking for the comedic irony.
6. Breathing smoke into his lungs between plays and blowing out smoke rings from the puncture in his lung.
7. Reading his timeline on Twitter so he could watch his haters do a 180 in real time.
*UPDATE* 8. Team officials are now reporting Romo may have had a collapsed lung.
Source: cowboysblog.dallasnews.com
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